Don't Drop the Bomb on My Boyfriend


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Performed by Kathy Coon
Background vocals by Kathy Coon, Richard Levinson

lyric: Richard Levinson
music: Richard Levinson & Will Etra

I'm glad my family dug this hole, it's safe and warm down here
We've got canned meats and vegetables, we've even got some beer
Still I hope it's just a false alarm, and they don't blow up the world
Today's the day I plan to be a very happy girl...

Please don't drop the bomb on my boyfriend
Today is going to be our wedding day
I've got my white gown and we paid the preacher in advance
I don't need Armegeddon gettin' in the way
And there's no room for him down here in the shelter
He's waiting patiently up on the lawn
Pease don't drop the bomb on my boyfriend
I don't want to go up and find him gone.

Don't they know I love him so, I'm the perfect match for him
And when I take his hand I hope it's still attached to him
We sent the invitations and the honeymoon's all planned
If they destroy the nation then my daddy's out five grand

Please don't drop the bomb on my boyfriend
Today's the day we take our wedding vow
If the world goes boom you know that there will be no groom and so
I want you to reschedule this social conflict now
All the guests are flying in from 'round the country
They expect the ceremony will be on
Please don't drop the bomb on my boyfriend
I don't want to go up and find him gone


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